








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2525 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3897 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2738 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1908 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,988,720 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 482 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puella, te amo ♥ | 79% | 24 |
| #2 | sergei | 73% | 41 |
| #3 | garou | 73% | 70 |
| #4 | skapeloff | 71% | 42 |
| #5 | maXxy | 62% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puella, te amo ♥ | +5.63 | 83 | 48 |
| #2 | garou | +3.41 | 72 | 43 |
| #3 | sergei | +3.01 | 82 | 41 |
| #4 | Remlina | +2.09 | 72 | 53 |
| #5 | Vortx | +1.98 | 73 | 57 |





