








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1689 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1370 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1471 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1777 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1310 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $900,247 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Vince✪ | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | eidzoor66 | Dead Inside | 47% | 30 |
| #3 | Joeyy#AD | 43% | 21 |
| #4 | Refrigerator Resolution | 42% | 111 |
| #5 | Sped Racer | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Refrigerator Resolution | 35 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | Doughboy | 11 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | Anakin Skinwalker | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Joeyy#AD | 5 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | ✪Vince✪ | 4 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Refrigerator Resolution | 397 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Anakin Skinwalker | 170 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✪Vince✪ | 128 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Doughboy | 124 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Joeyy#AD | 85 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joeyy#AD | +2.56 | 66 | 54 |
| #2 | HeresthebleacH | +1.89 | 88 | 55 |
| #3 | eidzoor66 | Dead Inside | +1.08 | 80 | 54 |
| #4 | Refrigerator Resolution | +0.40 | 70 | 61 |
| #5 | Anakin Skinwalker | +0.38 | 75 | 66 |





