








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2692 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1426 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 465 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 1458 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,883 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Sped Racer | 37% | 57 |
| #10 | Booyah | 36% | 42 |
| #11 | Primerfalls | 33% | 21 |
| #12 | Who Decided That | 31% | 16 |
| #13 | eidzoor66 | Dead Inside | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Refrigerator Resolution | 42 | 0.0200 |
| #2 | Doughboy | 21 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | Booyah | 12 | 0.0150 |
| #4 | Joeyy#AD | 11 | 0.0210 |
| #5 | HeresthebleacH | 5 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Refrigerator Resolution | 344 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Doughboy | 186 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✪Vince✪ | 147 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sped Racer | 126 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Joeyy#AD | 122 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joeyy#AD | +2.58 | 60 | 52 |
| #2 | Anakin Skinwalker | +1.42 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | eidzoor66 | Dead Inside | +1.25 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | HeresthebleacH | +1.23 | 84 | 56 |
| #5 | Sped Racer | +0.79 | 61 | 60 |





