








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 653 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Wingman | 173 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4475 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3943 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3462 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4914 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,448,866 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pupsku | 61% | 109 |
| #2 | Kirppukiitaja 2K15 ツ | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | 1v4 Clutch Master | 54% | 156 |
| #4 | Bonjis | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | :) | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1v4 Clutch Master | 313 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Nigu | 263 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | painija | 236 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kirppukiitaja 2K15 ツ | 180 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | pupsku | 173 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirppukiitaja 2K15 ツ | +5.96 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | TR4N5P0RT3R | +2.40 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | gcciu | +1.11 | 68 | 35 |
| #4 | :) | +0.18 | 77 | 56 |
| #5 | 1v4 Clutch Master | -0.41 | 61 | 54 |





