








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 484 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 495 matches | ||
| Wingman | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,846 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1938 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1131 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1906 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 871 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,035,048 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 652 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matias | 56% | 151 |
| #2 | Kirppukiitaja 2K15 ツ | 54% | 116 |
| #3 | Kelarotta69 | 51% | 61 |
| #4 | TR4N5P0RT3R | 47% | 195 |
| #5 | pupsku | 47% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirppukiitaja 2K15 ツ | 556 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #2 | TR4N5P0RT3R | 269 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | Matias | 249 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | pupsku | 234 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nigu | 181 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirppukiitaja 2K15 ツ | +3.19 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | Matias | +1.29 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | gcciu | +1.01 | 62 | 30 |
| #4 | TR4N5P0RT3R | +0.40 | 70 | 58 |
| #5 | Kelarotta69 | -0.99 | 39 | 66 |





