








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1076 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3853 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4717 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4708 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3876 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,250,068 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -marscH | 60% | 55 |
| #2 | mike pistol | 57% | 68 |
| #3 | j | 56% | 88 |
| #4 | Maled | 55% | 112 |
| #5 | painija | 55% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maled | 21 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | j | 16 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | TR4N5P0RT3R | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | chiken | 13 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | -marscH | 7 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maled | 373 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | j | 325 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | chiken | 307 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #4 | Jouko | 276 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #5 | TR4N5P0RT3R | 199 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chiken | +2.85 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | mike pistol | +2.79 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | TR4N5P0RT3R | +1.84 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | Maled | +1.25 | 77 | 67 |
| #5 | Jouko | +0.72 | 58 | 81 |





