








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7001 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7441 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7721 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7811 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9781 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,824,494 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiniTomaatti | 62% | 140 |
| #2 | SeksiB | 58% | 101 |
| #3 | lartza | 55% | 88 |
| #4 | elkku | 53% | 77 |
| #5 | 4llwaysBad | 52% | 202 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiniTomaatti | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | RUMPPO | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | SeksiB | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ♿Tsekkipiiska♿ | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | lartza | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4llwaysBad | 892 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #2 | RUMPPO | 408 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | ♿Tsekkipiiska♿ | 382 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #4 | Henkisesti silver | 381 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | James Kagelberg | 346 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiniTomaatti | +4.57 | 86 | 34 |
| #2 | 4llwaysBad | +3.38 | 58 | 61 |
| #3 | elkku | +3.15 | 93 | 30 |
| #4 | 🅱🅴🅽🅺🅺🆄ッ | +3.12 | 74 | 57 |
| #5 | axel | +2.99 | 73 | 64 |





