








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 728 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1687 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1581 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1192 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $635,512 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Palourdex | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Pablo Papa | 46% | 48 |
| #3 | KiinsWA | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | gagne dosti de chien | 34% | 83 |
| #5 | Pluto✩ | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Pablo Papa | 46% | 48 |
| #3 | KiinsWA | 45% | 20 |
| #4 | gagne dosti de chien | 34% | 83 |
| #5 | Pluto✩ | 18% | 11 |
| #6 | bLAZe | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gagne dosti de chien | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Pablo Papa | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | bLAZe | 2 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | KiinsWA | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gagne dosti de chien | 275 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Palourdex | 76 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | bLAZe | 30 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pablo Papa | 25 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pluto✩ | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo Papa | +3.23 | 75 | 30 |
| #2 | Palourdex | +1.36 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | Elticoune007 | +1.23 | 63 | 52 |
| #4 | Pluto✩ | -0.35 | 69 | 45 |
| #5 | gagne dosti de chien | -1.87 | 52 | 53 |





