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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1080 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 729 | 24% |
| Smokes | 523 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 629 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1098 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $807,552 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuter66 | 51% | 103 |
| #2 | fanart_578 | 50% | 40 |
| #3 | egopeek | 48% | 79 |
| #4 | ππ | ππΎππ | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | unfortunate | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | fanart_578 | 50% | 40 |
| #3 | egopeek | 48% | 79 |
| #4 | ππ | ππΎππ | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | unfortunate | 44% | 86 |
| #6 | Hugobert85 | 41% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugobert85 | 11 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | unfortunate | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Kuter66 | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | egopeek | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | fanart_578 | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuter66 | 256 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | unfortunate | 218 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | egopeek | 192 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | ππ | ππΎππ | 88 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hugobert85 | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuter66 | +3.05 | 62 | 58 |
| #2 | Hugobert85 | +2.05 | 59 | 38 |
| #3 | egopeek | +1.12 | 56 | 42 |
| #4 | unfortunate | +0.91 | 43 | 45 |
| #5 | fanart_578 | -3.71 | 33 | 10 |





