








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 954 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 766 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2698 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2074 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2684 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,448,952 of utility $233 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⸸ | 56% | 62 |
| #2 | fanart_578 | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | unfortunate | 50% | 68 |
| #4 | Kuter66 | 49% | 85 |
| #5 | egopeek | 47% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | fanart_578 | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | unfortunate | 50% | 68 |
| #4 | Kuter66 | 49% | 85 |
| #5 | egopeek | 47% | 57 |
| #6 | ALIX | 41% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALIX | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ⸸ | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | unfortunate | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Kuter66 | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | egopeek | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuter66 | 235 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | unfortunate | 223 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | egopeek | 123 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | ⸸ | 87 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | ALIX | 82 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugobert85 | +1.83 | 51 | 45 |
| #2 | Kuter66 | +1.20 | 56 | 58 |
| #3 | ⸸ | +0.70 | 25 | 43 |
| #4 | unfortunate | -0.20 | 41 | 49 |
| #5 | egopeek | -1.02 | 48 | 39 |





