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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
266 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 88 | 20% |
| Smokes | 168 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 57 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 117 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,720 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuter66 | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | Hugobert85 | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | ALIX | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | egopeek | 44% | 45 |
| #5 | ππ | ππΎππ | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuter66 | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | Hugobert85 | 53% | 19 |
| #3 | ALIX | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | egopeek | 44% | 45 |
| #5 | ππ | ππΎππ | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALIX | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | egopeek | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Hugobert85 | 3 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | Kuter66 | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | egopeek | 120 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | ππ | ππΎππ | 88 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #3 | ALIX | 68 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kuter66 | 54 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Hugobert85 | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuter66 | +4.47 | 61 | 48 |
| #2 | Hugobert85 | +3.52 | 59 | 33 |
| #3 | egopeek | +2.25 | 44 | 34 |
| #4 | ALIX | -2.60 | 11 | 32 |
| #5 | ππ | ππΎππ | -3.35 | 7 | 44 |





