








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 986 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 140 | 14% |
| Smokes | 210 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 218 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 418 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,828 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ Oko ♛ | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | Speki | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Kiki | 50% | 50 |
| #4 | Therapist RUSKI=TROLL | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | Szałek Morda | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ Oko ♛ | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | Speki | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Kiki | 50% | 50 |
| #4 | Therapist RUSKI=TROLL | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | Szałek Morda | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Therapist RUSKI=TROLL | 7 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | Szałek Morda | 3 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiki | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Therapist RUSKI=TROLL | 61 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | ♛ Oko ♛ | 41 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Szałek Morda | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Speki | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szałek Morda | +3.88 | 62 | 43 |
| #2 | ♛ Oko ♛ | +3.09 | 57 | 72 |
| #3 | Speki | -0.16 | 72 | 21 |
| #4 | Therapist RUSKI=TROLL | -2.17 | 26 | 27 |
| #5 | dana.kavo18 CaseOpening.com | -2.21 | 27 | 32 |





