








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,093 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1701 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1908 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1827 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1657 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $278,791 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dana.kavo18 CaseOpening.com | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | Husky | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | Kiki | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | Therapist RUSKI=TROLL | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | Szałek Morda | 51% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dana.kavo18 CaseOpening.com | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | Husky | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | Kiki | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | Therapist RUSKI=TROLL | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | Szałek Morda | 51% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Therapist RUSKI=TROLL | 24 | 0.0477 |
| #2 | Husky | 3 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | Kiki | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Szałek Morda | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szałek Morda | 102 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Kiki | 91 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Therapist RUSKI=TROLL | 57 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Husky | 23 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | dana.kavo18 CaseOpening.com | 13 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ Oko ♛ | +2.26 | 49 | 69 |
| #2 | Szałek Morda | +1.95 | 56 | 42 |
| #3 | Husky | +1.77 | 46 | 50 |
| #4 | dana.kavo18 CaseOpening.com | -2.49 | 23 | 44 |
| #5 | Therapist RUSKI=TROLL | -3.45 | 20 | 23 |





