








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 229 | 40% |
| Smokes | 73 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 178 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 95 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $273,894 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jevk | 50% | 10 |
| #2 | darksuh | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | Jope | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | MARKRA - Lawnmower | 40% | 15 |
| #5 | Silver Gamer | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Silver Gamer | 33% | 9 |
| #6 | Sevle | 33% | 45 |
| #7 | | 32% | 19 |
| #8 | Han-Satori オーバーロード | 27% | 11 |
| #9 | Happy Llama | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sevle | 14 | 0.0182 |
| #2 | | 6 | 0.0185 |
| #3 | Silver Gamer | 6 | 0.0347 |
| #4 | Happy Llama | 3 | 0.0303 |
| #5 | Jevk | 2 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sevle | 109 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | | 57 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | MARKRA - Lawnmower | 34 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | darksuh | 29 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Silver Gamer | 28 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darksuh | +7.64 | 83 | 43 |
| #2 | Happy Llama | +5.20 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | Sevle | +4.38 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | | +4.08 | 80 | 65 |
| #5 | Jevk | +2.82 | 58 | 57 |





