








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 708 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3936 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3342 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2368 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2706 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,461,050 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARKRA - Lawnmower | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Tobben | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | MARKRA - Lambonen | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | koska_ARTTUGH | 6 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | WT | 4 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARKRA - Lawnmower | 607 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | nAt | 509 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | MARKRA - Lambonen | 250 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Tobben | 152 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | WT | 86 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darksuh | +1.93 | 85 | 51 |
| #2 | Han-Satori オーバーロード | +1.50 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | MARKRA - Lawnmower | +1.27 | 86 | 64 |
| #4 | nAt | -0.40 | 48 | 56 |
| #5 | WT | -0.61 | 52 | 68 |





