








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 618 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2616 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2002 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2179 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2140 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,893,002 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 632 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jon4s | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | thest123 | 57% | 63 |
| #3 | Teasy | 56% | 128 |
| #4 | Shaggy | 55% | 38 |
| #5 | Hudder | 54% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hudder | +3.92 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | jon4s | +2.66 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Shaggy | +2.40 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | krass ² | +2.35 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | Teasy | +2.29 | 71 | 70 |





