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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 798 | 57% |
| Smokes | 292 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 248 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 61 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $232,498 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | may0nesy | 40% | 48 |
| #6 | s1xSEVEN | 34% | 38 |
| #7 | Val666halla | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | Ra's al Goon | 33% | 6 |
| #9 | Tactical Cat | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | may0nesy | 38 | 0.0383 |
| #2 | s1xSEVEN | 20 | 0.0274 |
| #3 | ke1jo | 5 | 0.0161 |
| #4 | Ra's al Goon | 4 | 0.0299 |
| #5 | eco ? | aleksiB | 3 | 0.0395 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1xSEVEN | 198 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #2 | may0nesy | 156 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | ke1jo | 76 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ra's al Goon | 22 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | juissi | 14 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra's al Goon | +4.68 | 35 | 71 |
| #2 | eco ? | aleksiB | +3.38 | 23 | 33 |
| #3 | may0nesy | +3.13 | 75 | 45 |
| #4 | juissi | +1.59 | 9 | 7 |
| #5 | Tactical Cat | +0.54 | 30 | 43 |





