








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3880 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4557 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3850 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2343 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3518 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $695,469 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | 68% | 41 |
| #2 | Glace | 63% | 41 |
| #3 | red.raBbit | 62% | 121 |
| #4 | I Can Smell You | 61% | 71 |
| #5 | nrsdb | 55% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Glace | 63% | 41 |
| #3 | red.raBbit | 62% | 121 |
| #4 | I Can Smell You | 61% | 71 |
| #5 | nrsdb | 55% | 76 |
| #6 | ππΌπππ | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nrsdb | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | I Can Smell You | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | red.raBbit | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Glace | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nrsdb | 216 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | 142 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | ππΌπππ | 110 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | I Can Smell You | 88 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Glace | 64 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | +2.71 | 72 | 54 |
| #2 | ππΌπππ | +2.26 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | I Can Smell You | +2.07 | 71 | 46 |
| #4 | Sukuna_ | +1.06 | 60 | 54 |
| #5 | red.raBbit | -2.09 | 28 | 33 |





