








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1161 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1020 | 23% |
| Smokes | 929 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 835 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1605 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $616,271 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ridicule | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Sukuna_ | 63% | 41 |
| #3 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | 59% | 75 |
| #4 | m0nk | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | I Can Smell You | 53% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | I Can Smell You | 53% | 159 |
| #6 | ππΌπππ | 53% | 75 |
| #7 | red.raBbit | 53% | 167 |
| #8 | nrsdb | 45% | 105 |
| #9 | Manhatten Sewer Jew | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Can Smell You | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | 11 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | red.raBbit | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Manhatten Sewer Jew | 6 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | nrsdb | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππΌπππ | 352 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | 287 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | nrsdb | 269 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | I Can Smell You | 221 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | red.raBbit | 125 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ridicule | +6.13 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | ππΌπππ | +4.08 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | +3.56 | 74 | 50 |
| #4 | m0nk | +3.54 | 72 | 46 |
| #5 | Sukuna_ | +2.86 | 64 | 49 |





