








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 886 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8381 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4587 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2446 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5569 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,405,117 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | 62% | 63 |
| #2 | nrsdb | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | Glace | 53% | 75 |
| #4 | I Can Smell You | 49% | 102 |
| #5 | red.raBbit | 48% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | 62% | 63 |
| #2 | nrsdb | 57% | 46 |
| #3 | Glace | 53% | 75 |
| #4 | I Can Smell You | 49% | 102 |
| #5 | red.raBbit | 48% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Can Smell You | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | red.raBbit | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Glace | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | 232 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | I Can Smell You | 125 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | nrsdb | 116 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | red.raBbit | 111 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Glace | 79 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony "GetMoney" Newark | +4.00 | 68 | 58 |
| #2 | ππΌπππ | +2.56 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | I Can Smell You | -0.40 | 65 | 39 |
| #4 | Glace | -3.02 | 38 | 36 |
| #5 | red.raBbit | -3.09 | 34 | 32 |





