








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1560 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2292 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1519 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2224 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,349 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rincón ☭ | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | Luka | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | NoxPipsas190 | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Aaronzski150 | 41% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rincón ☭ | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | Luka | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | NoxPipsas190 | 43% | 23 |
| #4 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Aaronzski150 | 41% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Aaronzski150 | 34 | 0.0217 |
| #2 | Rincón ☭ | 21 | 0.0318 |
| #3 | NoxPipsas190 | 4 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Luka | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luka | 205 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #2 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Aaronzski150 | 188 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | NoxPipsas190 | 105 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rincón ☭ | 96 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rincón ☭ | +3.81 | 74 | 41 |
| #2 | Luka | +2.09 | 53 | 70 |
| #3 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Aaronzski150 | +1.74 | 51 | 54 |
| #4 | NoxPipsas190 | +1.03 | 43 | 49 |
| #5 | Trompeez ⛟☃☂‽☭☁ | -2.22 | 49 | 40 |





