








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2989 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1175 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1277 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1962 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,350 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chester Chetos | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | StigmA^[A] | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Spynergy^[S] | 49% | 47 |
| #4 | Gamaliel | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Aaroonzskki | 45% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ | Rincón 🏎 | 29 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | Aaroonzskki | 23 | 0.0160 |
| #3 | aRri | 14 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | Smok3 | 8 | 0.0163 |
| #5 | Spynergy^[S] | 7 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ | Rincón 🏎 | 284 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Luke | 207 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | Aaroonzskki | 172 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Spynergy^[S] | 161 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | aRri | 132 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | derek-- | +3.17 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Chester Chetos | +2.32 | 82 | 40 |
| #3 | ✪ | Rincón 🏎 | +1.61 | 74 | 51 |
| #4 | aRri | +1.38 | 82 | 60 |
| #5 | Aaroonzskki | +0.50 | 60 | 63 |





