








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 805 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 515 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 259 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5903 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2963 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5713 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2918 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,591,835 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klhis | 48% | 230 |
| #2 | ♥T1m0♥ A | 47% | 268 |
| #3 | kokotina cs2 | 43% | 177 |
| #4 | ඞbuky | 43% | 264 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klhis | 48% | 230 |
| #2 | ♥T1m0♥ A | 47% | 268 |
| #3 | kokotina cs2 | 43% | 177 |
| #4 | ඞbuky | 43% | 264 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥T1m0♥ A | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Klhis | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | ඞbuky | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | kokotina cs2 | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ඞbuky | 409 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | kokotina cs2 | 372 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Klhis | 342 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | ♥T1m0♥ A | 229 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krize16 | +2.46 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | ♥T1m0♥ A | +0.99 | 82 | 42 |
| #3 | Klhis | -1.14 | 48 | 51 |
| #4 | ඞbuky | -1.74 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | kokotina cs2 | -2.37 | 51 | 54 |





