








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 378 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1148 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1483 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2420 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1672 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,285,117 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 211 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ye24 | 52% | 75 |
| #2 | YeeeYooo | 50% | 74 |
| #3 | Saska | 49% | 95 |
| #4 | Easyr | 49% | 41 |
| #5 | kokotina cs2 | 47% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Easyr | 49% | 41 |
| #5 | kokotina cs2 | 47% | 104 |
| #6 | Krize16 | 47% | 268 |
| #7 | ඞbuky | 45% | 139 |
| #8 | Klhis | 44% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krize16 | 21 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Klhis | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | ඞbuky | 9 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Saska | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ye24 | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krize16 | 810 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | ඞbuky | 217 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Saska | 217 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | kokotina cs2 | 208 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | ye24 | 181 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krize16 | +1.95 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | ye24 | +1.94 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | ♥T1m0♥ A | +1.86 | 83 | 40 |
| #4 | Saska | -0.43 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | Klhis | -1.37 | 50 | 54 |





