








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3396 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2493 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3096 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2591 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1335 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,880,070 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥T1m0♥ A | 47% | 104 |
| #2 | Klhis | 43% | 83 |
| #3 | Krize16 | 43% | 177 |
| #4 | ඞbuky | 38% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥T1m0♥ A | 47% | 104 |
| #2 | Klhis | 43% | 83 |
| #3 | Krize16 | 43% | 177 |
| #4 | ඞbuky | 38% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krize16 | 14 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Klhis | 10 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | ♥T1m0♥ A | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ඞbuky | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krize16 | 590 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | ඞbuky | 178 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Klhis | 96 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | ♥T1m0♥ A | 94 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krize16 | +2.64 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | ♥T1m0♥ A | +1.29 | 86 | 40 |
| #3 | ඞbuky | -1.23 | 64 | 55 |
| #4 | Klhis | -1.27 | 50 | 47 |
| #5 | kokotina cs2 | -1.48 | 52 | 53 |





