








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3681 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,145 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4271 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4322 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2616 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3936 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $894,177 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 327 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vdM | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | Flarkus | 62% | 66 |
| #3 | Kleurplaat | 60% | 70 |
| #4 | lucz | 54% | 110 |
| #5 | Aviaton | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Cloud | 53% | 120 |
| #8 | lew | 51% | 141 |
| #9 | GiaYes! | 50% | 168 |
| #10 | Muna-G | 48% | 83 |
| #11 | .mrtpnd | 37% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucz | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Muna-G | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Kleurplaat | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | GiaYes! | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Aviaton | 6 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GiaYes! | 459 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | lew | 405 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | Cloud | 271 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | Kleurplaat | 247 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | lucz | 209 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kleurplaat | +3.13 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | Cloud | +2.16 | 92 | 59 |
| #3 | Flarkus | +1.54 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | lew | +1.13 | 77 | 67 |
| #5 | GiaYes! | +1.02 | 71 | 61 |





