








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 363 | 33% |
| Smokes | 286 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 196 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 258 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $49,689 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy Butler III | 29% | 24 |
| #2 | Wardell Stephen Curry | 27% | 22 |
| #3 | Buddy Hield | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy Butler III | 29% | 24 |
| #2 | Wardell Stephen Curry | 27% | 22 |
| #3 | Buddy Hield | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy Butler III | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Wardell Stephen Curry | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Buddy Hield | 1 | 0.0172 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy Butler III | 84 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | Wardell Stephen Curry | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | Buddy Hield | 9 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buddy Hield | +3.32 | 79 | 14 |
| #2 | Wardell Stephen Curry | +0.70 | 64 | 27 |
| #3 | Jimmy Butler III | +0.14 | 67 | 46 |
| #4 | literallyjusthai | -2.60 | 35 | 59 |





