








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 201 | 37% |
| Smokes | 160 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 128 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 61 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $79,058 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | literallyjusthai | 29% | 24 |
| #2 | Wardell Stephen Curry | 27% | 22 |
| #3 | meoracle | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | ★Emer4ld | 0% | 2 |
| #5 | Buddy Hield | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | literallyjusthai | 29% | 24 |
| #2 | Wardell Stephen Curry | 27% | 22 |
| #3 | meoracle | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | ★Emer4ld | 0% | 2 |
| #5 | Buddy Hield | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | literallyjusthai | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Wardell Stephen Curry | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | meoracle | 1 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | Buddy Hield | 1 | 0.0172 |
| #5 | ★Emer4ld | 1 | 0.0263 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | literallyjusthai | 52 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Wardell Stephen Curry | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | Buddy Hield | 9 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #4 | meoracle | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | ★Emer4ld | 2 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buddy Hield | +3.32 | 79 | 14 |
| #2 | meoracle | +2.00 | 41 | 16 |
| #3 | Wardell Stephen Curry | +0.70 | 64 | 27 |
| #4 | Jimmy Butler III | -0.32 | 64 | 45 |
| #5 | ★Emer4ld | -0.35 | 20 | 21 |





