










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 422 | 27% |
| Smokes | 492 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 334 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 344 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,291 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuutti Jalonen | 41% | 37 |
| #2 | nalle-nami | 40% | 52 |
| #3 | pyry.11111 | 36% | 50 |
| #4 | tonttu | 36% | 64 |
| #5 | Dezkins | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonttu | 33 | 0.0269 |
| #2 | pyry.11111 | 21 | 0.0231 |
| #3 | nalle-nami | 17 | 0.0160 |
| #4 | Dezkins | 4 | 0.0299 |
| #5 | Nuutti Jalonen | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonttu | 103 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | nalle-nami | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | pyry.11111 | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nuutti Jalonen | 26 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Dezkins | 11 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nalle-nami | +6.19 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | pyry.11111 | +0.92 | 43 | 31 |
| #3 | tonttu | +0.91 | 41 | 28 |
| #4 | Makkara | -2.54 | 20 | 42 |
| #5 | Nuutti Jalonen | -4.89 | 29 | 27 |





