








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 441 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1564 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2953 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1123 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1386 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $942,372 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugexy | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | tonttu | 45% | 198 |
| #3 | Nuutti Jalonen | 45% | 53 |
| #4 | Makkara | 40% | 52 |
| #5 | pyry.11111 | 38% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonttu | 69 | 0.0179 |
| #2 | pyry.11111 | 39 | 0.0220 |
| #3 | Makkara | 15 | 0.0146 |
| #4 | Dezkins | 11 | 0.0263 |
| #5 | Nuutti Jalonen | 8 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonttu | 318 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | pyry.11111 | 105 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Makkara | 86 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hugexy | 59 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dezkins | 53 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nalle-nami | +4.15 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | Hugexy | +2.90 | 52 | 71 |
| #3 | pyry.11111 | -0.51 | 50 | 27 |
| #4 | tonttu | -0.77 | 43 | 32 |
| #5 | Makkara | -3.25 | 20 | 44 |





