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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
69 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 239 | 34% |
| Smokes | 224 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 64 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 181 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $63,524 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuutti Jalonen | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Hugexy | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Makkara | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | nalle-nami | 27% | 22 |
| #5 | tonttu | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hugexy | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Makkara | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | nalle-nami | 27% | 22 |
| #5 | tonttu | 22% | 18 |
| #6 | pyry.11111 | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nalle-nami | 13 | 0.0301 |
| #2 | tonttu | 10 | 0.0280 |
| #3 | pyry.11111 | 5 | 0.0446 |
| #4 | Makkara | 3 | 0.0204 |
| #5 | Nuutti Jalonen | 1 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tonttu | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | nalle-nami | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Hugexy | 19 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Makkara | 9 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | pyry.11111 | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugexy | +7.52 | 51 | 70 |
| #2 | nalle-nami | +4.95 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | tonttu | +1.91 | 49 | 38 |
| #4 | pyry.11111 | +0.25 | 48 | 40 |
| #5 | Nuutti Jalonen | -2.32 | 40 | 48 |





