








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 916 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7436 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7727 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4507 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5167 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $770,354 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flux | 59% | 266 |
| #2 | ImDallas | 54% | 177 |
| #3 | νιяυѕ | 53% | 139 |
| #4 | whopperz- | 52% | 79 |
| #5 | frank_low_jaeger | 51% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Nebula | 51% | 83 |
| #7 | Exia | 50% | 260 |
| #8 | ShinyPenguin | 46% | 183 |
| #9 | boogie⭕⃤ | 45% | 53 |
| #10 | jefedubois | 45% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | νιяυѕ | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | ImDallas | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Flux | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Exia | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | boogie⭕⃤ | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImDallas | 1047 | 0.30 | 28 min |
| #2 | Flux | 817 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #3 | Exia | 578 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | Nebula | 473 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #5 | frank_low_jaeger | 397 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeverSatisfried | +4.98 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | Flux | +0.34 | 56 | 67 |
| #3 | νιяυѕ | +0.04 | 71 | 50 |
| #4 | Exia | -0.09 | 39 | 55 |
| #5 | Nebula | -0.23 | 61 | 62 |





