








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 343 | 25% |
| Smokes | 248 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 428 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 345 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,460 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | 𝔸𝕋ℕ | 46% | 39 |
| #7 | REPLIX | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | $pock | 33% | 6 |
| #9 | xtmDma | 20% | 10 |
| #10 | iAmT | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔸𝕋ℕ | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | [EXD] ®Jℯ́ℯ̂®™ | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tommysegh | +4.83 | 69 | 41 |
| #2 | Gяᴇᴀto𝐿d | +3.99 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | 𝔸𝕋ℕ | +0.91 | 81 | 76 |
| #4 | xtmDma | +0.27 | 67 | 46 |
| #5 | ★twitch.tv/patronfristii | -0.14 | 65 | 54 |





