








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1171 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1996 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1891 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1129 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,055,580 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gяᴇᴀto𝐿d | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | tommysegh | 62% | 42 |
| #3 | vegA | 58% | 73 |
| #4 | REPLIX | 55% | 67 |
| #5 | iAmT | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔸𝕋ℕ | 440 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | vegA | 362 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | REPLIX | 192 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | iAmT | 100 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gяᴇᴀto𝐿d | 93 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tommysegh | +3.15 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | vegA | +2.88 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | 𝔸𝕋ℕ | +1.91 | 80 | 79 |
| #4 | Gяᴇᴀto𝐿d | +1.29 | 72 | 67 |
| #5 | ★twitch.tv/patronfristii | +1.08 | 67 | 57 |





