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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2694 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3076 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2067 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2231 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,837,138 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Lappakeitto | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | verkku | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | kalyx | 46% | 196 |
| #4 | allu | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Lappakeitto | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | verkku | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | kalyx | 46% | 196 |
| #4 | allu | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalyx | 45 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | allu | 9 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | verkku | 8 | 0.0132 |
| #4 | The Lappakeitto | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kalyx | 511 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | The Lappakeitto | 111 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | allu | 66 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | verkku | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Lappakeitto | +2.63 | 71 | 70 |
| #2 | Test0 naskal1 | +1.67 | 54 | 57 |
| #3 | verkku | +0.60 | 59 | 55 |
| #4 | kalyx | -0.80 | 51 | 50 |
| #5 | allu | -0.90 | 50 | 42 |





