








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 113 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1850 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1332 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1499 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 997 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1029 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $648,945 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 209 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Test0 naskal1 | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | . | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | SixtySeven | 45% | 74 |
| #4 | Ekuhi | 42% | 60 |
| #5 | Raineri | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | . | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | SixtySeven | 45% | 74 |
| #4 | Ekuhi | 42% | 60 |
| #5 | Raineri | 40% | 43 |
| #6 | ruupert | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | 45 | 0.0598 |
| #2 | . | 15 | 0.0267 |
| #3 | SixtySeven | 9 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | ruupert | 8 | 0.0297 |
| #5 | Ekuhi | 7 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | 139 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Test0 naskal1 | 88 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | SixtySeven | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | . | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | ruupert | 24 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Test0 naskal1 | +2.79 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | . | +2.78 | 90 | 52 |
| #3 | verkku | +1.43 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | Raineri | -0.46 | 82 | 31 |
| #5 | SixtySeven | -0.53 | 78 | 41 |





