








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,871 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 421 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1120 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1081 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 249 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,329 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 543 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keem | 380 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #2 | vuhx | 372 | 0.30 | 11 min |
| #3 | Quandale Dingle | 323 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Blaizi | 140 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | i'm sorry. but | 126 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vuhx | +3.92 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | i'm sorry. but | +3.58 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | Quandale Dingle | +1.36 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | stacy's dad-kun | +1.04 | 86 | 48 |
| #5 | keem | +0.39 | 63 | 60 |





