








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2824 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 965 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1637 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1838 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1882 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,428,107 of utility $352 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Deansturr | 48% | 117 |
| #6 | Lyfe | 47% | 186 |
| #7 | beyond | 45% | 77 |
| #8 | teev- | 45% | 31 |
| #9 | BigNutBuck | 41% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deansturr | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Chills | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Lyfe | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Caleb | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | BigNutBuck | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyfe | 422 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #2 | Chills | 346 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | Deansturr | 256 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Caleb | 236 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | beyond | 229 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deansturr | +2.65 | 74 | 58 |
| #2 | beyond | +1.67 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | Caleb | +1.55 | 58 | 71 |
| #4 | Chills | +0.77 | 83 | 67 |
| #5 | LUNGBUSTER3000 | +0.35 | 71 | 44 |





