








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1663 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1420 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 930 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1023 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $715,077 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUNGBUSTER3000 | 51% | 68 |
| #2 | Lyfe | 48% | 103 |
| #3 | beyond | 45% | 33 |
| #4 | Caleb | 42% | 33 |
| #5 | Deansturr | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caleb | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | NimbuzCloudz | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyfe | 303 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | beyond | 118 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Chills | 110 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Caleb | 107 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Deansturr | 63 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Caleb | +1.55 | 63 | 70 |
| #2 | Deansturr | +1.52 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | beyond | +1.37 | 77 | 62 |
| #4 | Chills | +1.32 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | LUNGBUSTER3000 | +1.31 | 74 | 42 |





