








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1930 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1367 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2048 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2547 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,259,557 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ☣Eijou88☣ | 46% | 151 |
| #9 | velipirinen | 44% | 50 |
| #10 | WeedCunt | 41% | 22 |
| #11 | ApEx (FIN) | 39% | 18 |
| #12 | FinJonu | 7% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☣Eijou88☣ | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | kILLER1 | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | velipirinen | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | ❤☠𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖚☠❤ | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | WeedCunt | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Infinity | +4.41 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | pavlovinjuniorikassu | +3.67 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | WeedCunt | +2.16 | 66 | 59 |
| #4 | kILLER1 | +1.85 | 53 | 68 |
| #5 | tiipot | +1.74 | 59 | 55 |





