








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 437 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1036 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 724 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 862 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $259,095 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kugel | 100% | 8 |
| #2 | pgnd | 89% | 18 |
| #3 | Sucki Julo | 84% | 25 |
| #4 | tyrannus | 83% | 40 |
| #5 | Exi | 80% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sucki Julo | 84% | 25 |
| #4 | tyrannus | 83% | 40 |
| #5 | Exi | 80% | 10 |
| #6 | Marabu | 68% | 22 |
| #7 | Solid Snake | 60% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solid Snake | 7 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Exi | 4 | 0.0204 |
| #3 | Marabu | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tyrannus | 172 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | Marabu | 77 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | Exi | 42 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sucki Julo | 36 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | pgnd | 27 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exi | +7.66 | 65 | 39 |
| #2 | Solid Snake | +3.20 | 56 | 38 |
| #3 | pgnd | +2.64 | 74 | 39 |
| #4 | Kugel | +2.36 | 73 | 48 |
| #5 | Sucki Julo | +1.35 | 63 | 59 |





