








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 305 | 37% |
| Smokes | 38 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 264 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 217 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $149,950 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198982741380 | 7 | 0.0212 |
| #2 | 𝓓̲𝓘̲𝓝̲𝓖̲ 𝓓̲ | 6 | 0.0411 |
| #3 | niga theres elephant behind me | 5 | 0.0198 |
| #4 | Ramboperson1929 | 5 | 0.0213 |
| #5 | KING VON IF HE WAS FROM 63RD | 3 | 0.0171 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KING VON IF HE WAS FROM 63RD | 53 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| #2 | ginger | 45 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | 76561198982741380 | 39 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ramboperson1929 | 37 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #5 | niga theres elephant behind me | 32 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niga theres elephant behind me | +6.58 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | ginger | +4.96 | 90 | 57 |
| #3 | KING VON IF HE WAS FROM 63RD | +2.44 | 74 | 81 |
| #4 | 𝓓̲𝓘̲𝓝̲𝓖̲ 𝓓̲ | +2.05 | 62 | 64 |
| #5 | 76561198982741380 | +1.97 | 48 | 63 |





