








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3530 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2256 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2629 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2252 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,293,485 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 743 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KING VON IF HE WAS FROM 63RD | 37 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | 76561198982741380 | 34 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Moe Lester | 15 | 0.0240 |
| #4 | niga theres elephant behind me | 9 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | igor7lp | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KING VON IF HE WAS FROM 63RD | 704 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #2 | 76561198982741380 | 298 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | igor7lp | 283 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | niga theres elephant behind me | 94 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | 𝓓̲𝓘̲𝓝̲𝓖̲ 𝓓̲ | 53 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moe Lester | +2.54 | 60 | 48 |
| #2 | KING VON IF HE WAS FROM 63RD | +1.67 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | ginger | +1.27 | 67 | 60 |
| #4 | igor7lp | +1.23 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | 𝓓̲𝓘̲𝓝̲𝓖̲ 𝓓̲ | +0.74 | 59 | 48 |





