








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 241 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4383 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3384 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3225 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3863 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $397,076 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ToTaL@LeGeNd | 47% | 19 |
| 46% | 166 | ||
| #9 | ℳℛ. ⓅⒾⒼ | 44% | 25 |
| #10 | Sniper_SA | 42% | 19 |
| #11 | JαNҽҽKץƙ | 37% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodeyeZA | 6 | 0.0021 |
| 4 | 0.0012 | ||
| #3 | JαNҽҽKץƙ | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | ℳℛ. ⓅⒾⒼ | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Kaneki | 2 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤ Pinkpanda ❤ | 553 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | bloodeyeZA | 548 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| 258 | 0.07 | 5 min | ||
| #4 | JαNҽҽKץƙ | 67 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | ℳℛ. ⓅⒾⒼ | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToTaL@LeGeNd | +6.14 | 75 | 51 |
| #2 | ✪ForGiv3nSin✪ | +2.34 | 52 | 50 |
| +2.08 | 46 | 57 | ||
| #4 | !nZ@!ne | +1.44 | 58 | 64 |
| +0.99 | 44 | 46 |





