








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 794 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1390 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 128 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8791 | 16% |
| Smokes | 16990 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 9606 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 19972 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,459,858 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1074 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 32 | 0.0019 | ||
| #2 | bloodeyeZA | 14 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | !nZ@!ne | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | JαNҽҽKץƙ | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ✪SirNoM4d#OG✪ | 8 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bloodeyeZA | 1991 | 0.17 | 46 min |
| 1150 | 0.07 | 20 min | ||
| #3 | !nZ@!ne | 1026 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #4 | ✪SirNoM4d#OG✪ | 271 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | JαNҽҽKץƙ | 252 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +2.97 | 42 | 49 | ||
| +2.30 | 39 | 52 | ||
| #3 | JαNҽҽKץƙ | +1.86 | 51 | 65 |
| #4 | ✪ForGiv3nSin✪ | +1.85 | 50 | 48 |
| +1.60 | 42 | 44 |





