








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 887 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10054 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5158 | 16% |
| Smokes | 9589 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 12001 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 6272 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,820,457 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 44% | 94 | ||
| #5 | bloodeyeZA | 40% | 60 |
| 38% | 82 | ||
| 37% | 147 | ||
| #8 | !nZ@!ne | 37% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S2mple Splash | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | W e S t C o A s T * | 7 | 0.0008 |
| 7 | 0.0036 | ||
| 5 | 0.0016 | ||
| 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JαNҽҽKץƙ | +1.93 | 55 | 66 |
| #2 | !nZ@!ne | +1.33 | 59 | 66 |
| +1.13 | 42 | 45 | ||
| #4 | S2mple Splash | -0.61 | 14 | 60 |
| #5 | bloodeyeZA | -0.75 | 26 | 67 |





