








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 302 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2729 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3950 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3578 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3427 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,662,332 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Slantingjoe | 50% | 44 |
| #6 | K4ffe | 50% | 181 |
| #7 | N4cho | 49% | 195 |
| #8 | Th3agx | 44% | 36 |
| #9 | LassePhar | 42% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N4cho | 717 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #2 | K4ffe | 512 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | Slantingjoe | 150 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Hjorth | 113 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Th3agx | 106 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p34k | +4.55 | 75 | 78 |
| #2 | Slantingjoe | +1.67 | 67 | 72 |
| #3 | Hjorth | +1.46 | 58 | 72 |
| #4 | K4ffe | +1.08 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | Shov3ly | +0.19 | 50 | 67 |





