








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4141 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4493 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3977 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4316 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3239 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,016,660 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gleppis | 50% | 50 |
| #2 | Hammy: | 50% | 156 |
| #3 | Triple | 49% | 61 |
| #4 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 46% | 247 |
| #5 | LidlinPaistopisteSuurKuluttaja | 45% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hammy: | 50% | 156 |
| #3 | Triple | 49% | 61 |
| #4 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 46% | 247 |
| #5 | LidlinPaistopisteSuurKuluttaja | 45% | 133 |
| #6 | Ragge Bagge Skalbagge | 44% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 34 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Hammy: | 18 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Triple | 14 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | LidlinPaistopisteSuurKuluttaja | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | gleppis | 4 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 899 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | Hammy: | 349 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Ragge Bagge Skalbagge | 234 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | LidlinPaistopisteSuurKuluttaja | 183 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | gleppis | 117 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Triple | +4.47 | 73 | 47 |
| #2 | ῳıɠƖơシ | +3.45 | 61 | 49 |
| #3 | Hammy: | +2.23 | 71 | 61 |
| #4 | gleppis | -0.79 | 38 | 52 |
| #5 | FortniteSlayer69 | -1.12 | 42 | 47 |





