








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 176 matches | ||
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1835 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2701 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1868 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 713 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,047,736 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 48% | 125 |
| #2 | TTplaysGaming | 46% | 195 |
| #3 | FortniteSlayer69 | 44% | 126 |
| #4 | LidlinPaistopisteSuurKuluttaja | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | Hammy: | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 48% | 125 |
| #2 | TTplaysGaming | 46% | 195 |
| #3 | FortniteSlayer69 | 44% | 126 |
| #4 | LidlinPaistopisteSuurKuluttaja | 42% | 36 |
| #5 | Hammy: | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FortniteSlayer69 | 18 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 16 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Hammy: | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | LidlinPaistopisteSuurKuluttaja | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FortniteSlayer69 | 516 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 494 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #3 | TTplaysGaming | 181 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Hammy: | 110 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | LidlinPaistopisteSuurKuluttaja | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ῳıɠƖơシ | +3.74 | 64 | 54 |
| #2 | Hammy: | +1.86 | 69 | 60 |
| #3 | Ragge Bagge Skalbagge | +0.60 | 45 | 37 |
| #4 | FortniteSlayer69 | -0.23 | 43 | 50 |
| #5 | LidlinPaistopisteSuurKuluttaja | -1.49 | 25 | 34 |





