








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 585 | 31% |
| Smokes | 661 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 351 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 283 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $549,475 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hammy: | 49% | 89 |
| #2 | gleppis | 48% | 33 |
| #3 | FortniteSlayer69 | 45% | 133 |
| #4 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 44% | 48 |
| #5 | Ragge Bagge Skalbagge | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hammy: | 49% | 89 |
| #2 | gleppis | 48% | 33 |
| #3 | FortniteSlayer69 | 45% | 133 |
| #4 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 44% | 48 |
| #5 | Ragge Bagge Skalbagge | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FortniteSlayer69 | 16 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 16 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | Hammy: | 12 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | gleppis | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Ragge Bagge Skalbagge | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FortniteSlayer69 | 392 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Hammy: | 225 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | ῳıɠƖơシ | 211 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | gleppis | 82 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ragge Bagge Skalbagge | 72 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ῳıɠƖơシ | +4.46 | 54 | 50 |
| #2 | Hammy: | +3.34 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | gleppis | -0.14 | 40 | 51 |
| #4 | FortniteSlayer69 | -0.38 | 41 | 49 |
| #5 | Ragge Bagge Skalbagge | -1.26 | 40 | 31 |





